"We hate Tuesday, hate Tuesday"
Millwall fans in response to Sheffield United's chant of "We hate Wednesday"
"When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora"
Fulham fans on goal-shy Bobby Zamora
"You're not yodelling, You're not yodelling any more"
Newcastle fans after scoring away at FC Zurich
"Deep fry yer pizzas, were gonna deep fry yer pizzas"
Scotland fans when in Italy
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"
Celtic fans on Andy Goram after it was revealed the keeper was diagnosed with schizophrenia
You've got Di Canio, we've got your stereo"
Liverpool fans in response to West Ham's chant of "We've got Di Canio"
"There's only one team in Tallinn"
Scotland fans in Tallinn after the Estonia national team failed to turn up for the match over a disputed kick-off time. The game was abandoned after three seconds
Brighton fans in response to a cat appearing on the pitch:
"A cat, a cat, a cat a cat a cat
After a Djimi Traore balls-up on goal, Liverpool fans (to the tune of 'Blame it on the boogie'):
"Don't blame it on Biscan, don't blame it on Finann, don't blame it on Haman, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet..."
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