yves m'a envoyé un sms ,j'etais à carr*four avec une pelle à enlever le givre dans la main gauche et mon portable dans la main droite,et j'ai eu un sourire totalement figé genre comme ça:
moi aussi j'ai passé une journée de m*rde et ça fait finalement du bien par où ça passe!!!
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1. Robbie Fowler does not sleep. He waits.
2. Robbie Fowler has counted to infinity. Twice.
3. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Robbie Fowler, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
4. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Robbie Fowler allows to live.
5. Robbie Fowler is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
6. When Robbie Fowler sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Robbie Fowler has not had to pay taxes ever.
7. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Robbie Fowler and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
8. Robbie Fowler originally appeared in the first ever football video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to score. When asked bout this "glitch," Robbie Fowler replied, "That's no glitch."
9. Robbie Fowler once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
10. Robbie Fowler is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Robbie Fowler
11. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Robbie Fowler.
12. When Robbie Fowlerz goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
13. There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Robbie Fowler
14. There are no races, only countries of people Robbie Fowler has beatento different shades of black and blue.
15. When Robbie Fowler falls in water, Robbie Fowler doesn't get wet. Water gets Robbie Fowler
16. Robbie Fowler CAN believe it's not butter.
17. Robbie Fowler invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. David Moyes invented pink.
18. Robbie Fowler has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green ..4 card from the game UNO.
19. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Robbie Fowler"
20. Robbie Fowler doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
21. Robbie Fowler can slam a revolving door.
22. Robbie Fowler played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
23. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Robbie Fowler pajamas.
24. When God said, "let there be light", Robbie Fowler, said "what? I already said let there be light"
25. Robbie Fowler uses a night light. Not because Robbie Fowler is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Robbie Fowler
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