Tom Hicks has this morning accused the players in the team for playing so poorly that the value of the club was diminished because the club was
third from bottom of the league! He claims the players joined in the conspiracy with the Manager ( Old and New) the Board, the supporters and he also claims the tea
lady at Anfield always gave the others 2 spoons of sugar in their tea while he only got one! He further went on to claim that the Judge in the case was actually Rafa Benitez in disguise.
Some credence has to be given to this accusation due to the Judges persistent demanding of "Que? I want to hear the Facts"
He is threatenting to sue the Judge , the court officials , his lawyers , our lawyers, his judge, his sons (apparently for their stupidity, Lord knows whose fault that truly is?) And has taken a suiit for
$500,000,0000,000,000 against the Tea Lady to be paid out of her weekly wage of 3 Shillings and Sixpence.
Hicks Lawyers claim to have cast iron proof that the club was undersold as he had another bidder willing to pay $2Billion for the club plus a transfer Kitty of a further £1 billion and claims that Jurgen Klinsman was in advanced negotiations to bring Wayne Rooney, Ryan Giggs and Gary Neville to the club with Neville as club Captain.
He also claims if you take a look in Stanley Park this morning George Gillet can be seen personally digging the foundations for the new stadium.
We will try and verify this for you and keep you updated.